I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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