just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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