He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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