so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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