ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
