Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
40s are totally the cure
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
