This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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