Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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