he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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