That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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