so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We talked him into tasing himself.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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