jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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