Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
They have beer where we have blood.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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