He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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