She announced her abortion via fbk
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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