it wasn't lemon gatorade
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
