: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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