All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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