At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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