She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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