Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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