You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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