..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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