you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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