don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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