Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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