Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
only you would photoshop your dick
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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