theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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