my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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