whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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