That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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