Your tits are I can't wait for
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
