I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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