if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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