Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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