And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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