There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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