People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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