thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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