I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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