well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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