Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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