Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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