is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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