That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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