Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
