What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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