Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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