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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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