What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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