Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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