we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
either way he was missing a nipple.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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