I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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