i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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