I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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