how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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