so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just gargled with NyQuil
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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