Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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