We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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