she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
